||[Mar. 20th, 2005|08:42 pm]
Drink up, it's good for you!
General hello and welcome to the community...
I've been trawling various LJ forums, and eek, we are a depressive lot! Not to mention inclined to take ourselves seriously... it probably wouldn't be advisable to quote selections from all the wonderful Goth prose out there - we've all seen it, and we've probably all given in to it once or twice, and I'd hate anyone to recognise themselves on these pages. (omg, teh angst! teh helplessness! teh fashionable absinthe addiction!)
This is not what we are about. While I am happy to deal with the genuinely depressed and disenchanted in my own incompetent way, all Goth rants on this community are to be strictly for humorous purposes. Anyone performing a rant is advised to go to the communities fightdepression , or suicide_friends , or shatteredminds , or totallyfucked . or or... you see, there ARE people who care about you, folks. They will put up with your Goth rants, and simultaneously supply you with the most pretentious and melodramatic material one could ever wish for.
Not that I'm suggesting you mock them or anything.